My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Acid is not a monday night drug
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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