Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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