I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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