If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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