we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
it's like heaven, but drunker
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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