Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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