I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
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Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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