I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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