great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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