this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
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When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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I just really need a hug and a shower beer
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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