WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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