Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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