We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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