You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...