just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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