mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
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The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.