they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.