I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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