I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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