His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
PANTIES FOUND
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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