Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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