I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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