well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
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I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
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Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
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