Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I think I died a long time ago.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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