i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
