so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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