Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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