This is not my ceiling
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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