guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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