He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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