Having a random hookup so left but love u
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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