the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
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He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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