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(571): View more from Virginia

is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?

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(417): View more from Missouri

we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!

(806): View more from Texas

wasnt one 13?

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(917): View more from New York City

so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center

(1-917): View more from New York City

you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.

(662): View more from Mississippi

I think college has really matured you.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.

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(302): View more from Delaware

Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.

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(302): View more from Delaware

Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now

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(361): View more from Texas

Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."

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(407): View more from Florida

He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.

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