Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
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I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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