Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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