Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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