yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
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