Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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