So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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