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i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
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So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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