Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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