It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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