just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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