Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
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You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
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One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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