Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Holy sore nipples Batman
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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