chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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