If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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