Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
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Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
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We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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