It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
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I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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