Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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