i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Randomize