HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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