This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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