The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
In America we eat man semen.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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