FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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