I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
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