I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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